Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts ... - Ray Romano

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, and by the end you're looking for a club and a spade."

Ray Romano Love

Stand-up Comedian American Born 1957 (age 69)

More from Ray Romano

"I'm not a big fan of the outdoors. I think nature is overrated."

"Everybody thinks they're going to write a book. Very few people actually do."

"I think we should teach each other."

"I've got five kids and I'm married. I don't get a lot of time to myself."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"