You know what's funny? Nothing. That's why I get paid. - Ray Romano

"You know what's funny? Nothing. That's why I get paid."

Ray Romano Humor

Stand-up Comedian American Born 1957 (age 69)

More from Ray Romano

"I'm not a big fan of the outdoors. I think nature is overrated."

"Everybody thinks they're going to write a book. Very few people actually do."

"I think we should teach each other."

"I've got five kids and I'm married. I don't get a lot of time to myself."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."