Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts ... - Ray Romano

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."

Ray Romano Relationships

Stand-up Comedian American Born 1957 (age 69)

More from Ray Romano

"I'm not a big fan of the outdoors. I think nature is overrated."

"Everybody thinks they're going to write a book. Very few people actually do."

"I think we should teach each other."

"I've got five kids and I'm married. I don't get a lot of time to myself."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."