Life is full of surprises, most of them unpleasant. - Frankie Howerd

"Life is full of surprises, most of them unpleasant."

Frankie Howerd Life

Stand-up Comedian British 1917–1992

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"I'm a martyr to my own sensitivity."

"The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been."

"Titter ye not!"

"Ooh, what a gay day!"

"Life is meant to be lived with passion."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"Life's too short for regrets."