Quote by Frankie Howerd

"I'm a martyr to my own sensitivity."

"The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been."

"Titter ye not!"

"Ooh, what a gay day!"

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."