Quote by Spike Milligan
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
More from Spike Milligan
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough for happiness to find you and jump in."
"I have the courage of my convictions. Sometimes I wake up at night and have a fit of conviction."
"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
"All I have is a voice and I intend to use it."