I'm not a real comedian, I'm more of a... well, let's just s... - Frankie Howerd

"I'm not a real comedian, I'm more of a... well, let's just say I do things with my face that other people pay good money to have corrected."

Frankie Howerd Humor

Stand-up Comedian British 1917–1992

More from Frankie Howerd

"I'm a martyr to my own sensitivity."

"The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been."

"Titter ye not!"

"Ooh, what a gay day!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."