Parenting is basically just trying to keep your kids alive w... - Ray Romano

"Parenting is basically just trying to keep your kids alive while they actively work against you."

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Stand-up Comedian American Born 1957 (age 69)

More from Ray Romano

"I'm not a big fan of the outdoors. I think nature is overrated."

"Everybody thinks they're going to write a book. Very few people actually do."

"I think we should teach each other."

"I've got five kids and I'm married. I don't get a lot of time to myself."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."