Quote by John Cleese

"A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that is why he is a fool."

"You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps."

"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42."

"If I were a lemon, I would be a sour one."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."