Quote by John Cleese

"A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that is why he is a fool."

"You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps."

"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42."

"If I were a lemon, I would be a sour one."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."