Quote by John Cleese

"A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that is why he is a fool."

"You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps."

"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42."

"If I were a lemon, I would be a sour one."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."