Quote by Spike Milligan
"To my mind, the only possible reason to have children is to annoy your children when you're old."
More from Spike Milligan
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough for happiness to find you and jump in."
"I have the courage of my convictions. Sometimes I wake up at night and have a fit of conviction."
"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
"All I have is a voice and I intend to use it."