Quote by Spike Milligan
"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on."
More from Spike Milligan
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough for happiness to find you and jump in."
"I have the courage of my convictions. Sometimes I wake up at night and have a fit of conviction."
"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
"All I have is a voice and I intend to use it."