Quote by John Cleese

"A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that is why he is a fool."

"You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps."

"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42."

"If I were a lemon, I would be a sour one."

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."