Quote by Paul Lynde
"The real problem with reality is that there's no background music."
More from Paul Lynde
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with fifty-three years ago."
"You know what I did last night? I made love to my wife. Then I read her a story and she fell asleep."
"Everything you do in life is based on the choices you make. If you make bad choices, the fruits of those choices will be bad."
"I always say that life is like a bowl of cherries."