Quote by Paul Lynde

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with fifty-three years ago."

"You know what I did last night? I made love to my wife. Then I read her a story and she fell asleep."

"Everything you do in life is based on the choices you make. If you make bad choices, the fruits of those choices will be bad."

"I always say that life is like a bowl of cherries."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."