Quote by Flip Wilson

"The devil made me do it!"

"I'm a very, very smart man, but I play a fool on television."

"Believe it or not, gertrude."

"Don't let your mouth write no check your tail can't cash."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."