Family can't choose you, but you can avoid them. - Gilbert Gottfried

"Family can't choose you, but you can avoid them."

Gilbert Gottfried Family

Stand-up Comedian American 1955–2022

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"I have no idea what I'm doing, and I love it."

"Life is too short to be serious all the time."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Don't take yourself too seriously; nobody else does."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."