Quote by George Lopez
"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I ate all of mine already"
"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I ate all of mine already"
"I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian, but I play politicians on TV"
"You know what's funny about making jokes? If they don't work, you can always say you were just kidding"
"The difference between me and other comedians is that I actually live the stories I tell"
"Family is everything - even when they embarrass you"