A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender sa... - Will Rogers

"A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, 'We don't serve rope here.' The rope goes back outside, messes himself up."

Will Rogers Humor

Humorist Philosopher American 1879–1935

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