Quote by Johnny Carson

"Comedians are interesting people. My parents were teachers."

"Never do a love scene with more than three takes, baby."

"I wake up every morning and make my choice to be happy."

"The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is that one is a nice place to visit, and the other is where your wife is."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."