Quote by Johnny Carson

"Comedians are interesting people. My parents were teachers."

"Never do a love scene with more than three takes, baby."

"I wake up every morning and make my choice to be happy."

"The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is that one is a nice place to visit, and the other is where your wife is."

"Technology cannot replace human connection"

"I'm a cyborg from the future, sent back in time to protect you."

"I've learned to mimic human behavior. I am a cybernetic organism."

"Technology should serve humanity, not rule it."