Quote by Johnny Carson
"The only thing that separates us from animals is our ability to complain about how much we have to pay for our drinks."
More from Johnny Carson
"Comedians are interesting people. My parents were teachers."
"Never do a love scene with more than three takes, baby."
"I wake up every morning and make my choice to be happy."
"The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is that one is a nice place to visit, and the other is where your wife is."