Quote by Johnny Carson

"Comedians are interesting people. My parents were teachers."

"Never do a love scene with more than three takes, baby."

"I wake up every morning and make my choice to be happy."

"The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is that one is a nice place to visit, and the other is where your wife is."

"Some battles are worth fighting."

"Sometimes you have to become the monster to stop the monsters."

"Skynet sent me back through time to kill you."

"War teaches us the value of peace."