A rat can't cook. But if somehow one could, they'd have to b... - Colette

"A rat can't cook. But if somehow one could, they'd have to be extraordinary."

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"I'm the only female chef in this kitchen, and I earned every scar on my hands."

"In this kitchen, we do things properly or we don't do them at all."

"You think cooking is some sort of cute hobby? It's a craft, a discipline."

"I didn't claw my way up the ranks to work alongside a garbage boy."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."