Quote by Phyllis Diller

"A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?"

"Old age ain't no place for sissies."

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I'm also not blonde."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."