The kitchen is a place where art and science dance together ... - Chief Skinner

"The kitchen is a place where art and science dance together in perfect harmony."

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"This is MY restaurant, and I won't have it destroyed by a rat and a garbage boy."

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"Science helps us understand the world."

"I've witnessed the birth of science, and it continues to amaze me."

"I'm something of a scientist myself."

"The fusion process is self-sustaining now!"