Quote by Chief Skinner

"I own this restaurant. I decide what gets served here."

"This is MY restaurant, and I won't have it destroyed by a rat and a garbage boy."

"The health inspector is coming. We need perfection."

"Linguini is my employee, not a chef."

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."