Quote by Chief Skinner

"I own this restaurant. I decide what gets served here."

"This is MY restaurant, and I won't have it destroyed by a rat and a garbage boy."

"The health inspector is coming. We need perfection."

"Linguini is my employee, not a chef."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."