Quote by Chief Skinner

"I own this restaurant. I decide what gets served here."

"This is MY restaurant, and I won't have it destroyed by a rat and a garbage boy."

"The health inspector is coming. We need perfection."

"Linguini is my employee, not a chef."

"The best part of living is knowing you survived."

"The world needs heroes."

"Life is too short to live poorly."

"I'd rather be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right"