Quote by Mort Sahl

"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned how to walk forward."

"The people who say you can't do it are always being interrupted by somebody doing it."

"Liberals feel unworthy of the beauty of the world—for this reason the wise created strip classes."

"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."

"Success comes to those who never give up."

"Success is measured by happiness, not money."

"You make your own luck in this world."

"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."