I haven't slept in years, because of my mattress, but that's... - Bob Hope

"I haven't slept in years, because of my mattress, but that's not the real reason - it's the coffee table I'm sleeping on."

Bob Hope Humor

Stand-up Comedian British-American 1903–2003

More from Bob Hope

"I never wanted to be famous, I only wanted to be great."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"Thanks for the memories."

"I do hope to entertain people for as long as I can."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."