I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morni... - Gracie Allen

"I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day."

Gracie Allen Humor

Comedian Actress American 1906–1964

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"The secret to success is doing the opposite of what the unsuccessful people do."

"I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true."

"Never place a period where God has placed a comma."

"If you want to look thin, stand next to a fat friend."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."