Sometimes a man's best friend is his dog, but the dog usuall... - Gracie Allen

"Sometimes a man's best friend is his dog, but the dog usually gets tired of waiting for him to come home."

Gracie Allen Relationships

Comedian Actress American 1906–1964

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"The secret to success is doing the opposite of what the unsuccessful people do."

"I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true."

"Never place a period where God has placed a comma."

"If you want to look thin, stand next to a fat friend."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."