Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a m... - Gracie Allen

"Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. And never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own."

Gracie Allen Wisdom

Comedian Actress American 1906–1964

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"The secret to success is doing the opposite of what the unsuccessful people do."

"I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true."

"Never place a period where God has placed a comma."

"If you want to look thin, stand next to a fat friend."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."