I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in my fre... - Mae West

"I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in my freezer."

Mae West Humor

Comedian Actress American 1893–1980

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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better."

"It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."