I tell myself that I'm not responsible for what I say, I'm j... - Red Skelton

"I tell myself that I'm not responsible for what I say, I'm just responsible for what I think."

Red Skelton Truth

Vaudeville Comedian American 1913–1997

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"The government doesn't really care about you."

"I'm paying so much in taxes, I don't know if I'm supposed to be an American or a financial plan."

"Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you're insane."

"If you want to get ahead, you have to stay focused on your goals."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."