Quote by Red Skelton

"The government doesn't really care about you."

"I'm paying so much in taxes, I don't know if I'm supposed to be an American or a financial plan."

"Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you're insane."

"If you want to get ahead, you have to stay focused on your goals."

"Time waits for no one."

"Time spent with loved ones is never wasted."

"I've been alive for a long time. Long enough to know that you can't trust anyone."

"The past always catches up with you."