I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only ... - Bob Hope

"I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money."

Bob Hope Politics

Stand-up Comedian British-American 1903–2003

More from Bob Hope

"I never wanted to be famous, I only wanted to be great."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"Thanks for the memories."

"I do hope to entertain people for as long as I can."

"Fear drives civilization. Without it, there is only chaos."

"Order through chaos. That's the only real answer."

"Politics and power corrupt when they're separated from purpose."

"The system isn't broken—it was built this way. We have to rebuild it."