Quote by Red Skelton

"The government doesn't really care about you."

"I'm paying so much in taxes, I don't know if I'm supposed to be an American or a financial plan."

"Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you're insane."

"If you want to get ahead, you have to stay focused on your goals."

"Technology cannot replace human connection"

"I'm a cyborg from the future, sent back in time to protect you."

"I've learned to mimic human behavior. I am a cybernetic organism."

"Technology should serve humanity, not rule it."