Quote by W.C. Fields

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

"Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad."

"The most important thing in life is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made."

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."