I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me... - Mae West

"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."

Mae West Humor

Comedian Actress American 1893–1980

More from Mae West

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better."

"It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."