If you want to get ahead in life, you have to make your own ... - Red Skelton

"If you want to get ahead in life, you have to make your own opportunities and stop waiting for them to fall in your lap."

Red Skelton Success

Vaudeville Comedian American 1913–1997

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"The government doesn't really care about you."

"I'm paying so much in taxes, I don't know if I'm supposed to be an American or a financial plan."

"Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you're insane."

"If you want to get ahead, you have to stay focused on your goals."

"Success comes to those who never give up."

"Success is measured by happiness, not money."

"You make your own luck in this world."

"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."