Quote by Red Skelton

"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth. She was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."

Red Skelton Humor
Vaudeville Comedian American 1913–1997

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