Quote by Red Skelton

"The government doesn't really care about you."

"I'm paying so much in taxes, I don't know if I'm supposed to be an American or a financial plan."

"Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you're insane."

"If you want to get ahead, you have to stay focused on your goals."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."