Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's noth... - Red Skelton

"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like it for getting on your nerves."

Red Skelton Family

Vaudeville Comedian American 1913–1997

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"The government doesn't really care about you."

"I'm paying so much in taxes, I don't know if I'm supposed to be an American or a financial plan."

"Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you're insane."

"If you want to get ahead, you have to stay focused on your goals."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."