I have always been fond of the West Indian practice of weari... - Red Skelton

"I have always been fond of the West Indian practice of wearing while working in the heat of the day the blue gingham bungalow apron."

Red Skelton Humor

Vaudeville Comedian American 1913–1997

More from Red Skelton

"The government doesn't really care about you."

"I'm paying so much in taxes, I don't know if I'm supposed to be an American or a financial plan."

"Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you're insane."

"If you want to get ahead, you have to stay focused on your goals."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."