Some people are born on third base and go through life think... - Red Skelton

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple."

Red Skelton

Vaudeville Comedian American 1913–1997

More from Red Skelton

"The government doesn't really care about you."

"I'm paying so much in taxes, I don't know if I'm supposed to be an American or a financial plan."

"Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you're insane."

"If you want to get ahead, you have to stay focused on your goals."