I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. By... - Red Skelton

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. By then it was too late."

Red Skelton Humor

Vaudeville Comedian American 1913–1997

More from Red Skelton

"The government doesn't really care about you."

"I'm paying so much in taxes, I don't know if I'm supposed to be an American or a financial plan."

"Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you're insane."

"If you want to get ahead, you have to stay focused on your goals."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."