Quote by Chief Skinner

"I own this restaurant. I decide what gets served here."

"This is MY restaurant, and I won't have it destroyed by a rat and a garbage boy."

"The health inspector is coming. We need perfection."

"Linguini is my employee, not a chef."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."